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Politically
Correct Saying ... |
Really Means ... |
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Noted Judge |
He
placed my dog. |
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Respected Judge |
He
placed my dog twice. |
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Shown Sparingly |
Only when we had the judge in our pocket. |
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Placed in Five Shows! |
And 89 others where he did nothing. |
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Show Prospect |
Four legs, two eyes, two ears and barks. |
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Won in heavy competition! |
Won Best of Breed, but only one entered. |
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Lots of pizzazz! |
Hasn't been out for his walk and hungry. |
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Limited showing |
Owner broke. |
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Terrific angulations! |
Cow hocked and toes out. |
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Personality plus! |
Will do summersaults for bait. |
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Good Bite |
Missed the judge, but got the ring steward. |
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Excels in movement |
He'll move out towards the ring exit. |
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Beautiful movement! |
At
home, in his backyard, or when he wants. |
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Handled exclusively by |
No
one else can get near him. |
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stud to approved bitches |
Those in heat. |
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Terrific pedigree! |
Old champion whatshisname in bloodlines. |
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Good Brood Bitch |
Produces better, just don't take her to the show ring. |
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Great stud dog prospect! |
Will breed anything from the neighbor's cat on up. |
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Plan you breeding season now! |
Call the stud owner 2 days before your bitch is ready to be
bred. |
U
sually spoiled
rotten;
